Conversation with a crazy lady/ bum
*Lady gets on trolley
*Lady grabs my phone charm
Crazy Lady: That’s cute
*I nodd
LATER
*Lady starts drinking little creamer cups they give out for free with coffee
*Lady grabs my hand
Crazy Lady: Are those your real nails? They’re growing! Mine are growing too! Why don’t you put fingernail polish on? You be looking sexy!
*I nodd again
*Lady pulls out apple from her pocket
Crazy Lady: I got an apple
*Lady points to her stains on jacket
Crazy Lady: It’s creamer, I love creamer! The guy at the store always yells at me for getting a bunch, but I tell him “You can’t take me to court!” And he gets all quiet cause that mother fucker can’t!
*Lady laughs
*I get off the trolley, it was my stop
This is funny! :)
except not sure I’d like a homeless (or any person I dont know) touching me.
yeah I was like wtf when she touched me, she was weird, but funny a lot of people heard what she said and started laughing
lol
